The Truth Comes Out
Most of us who have earned money by writing for advertisers have lost our page rank. Page Rank was something that advertisers thought told how much traffic our blog received. It was important for an advertiser to know some statistics about our blog so that they would know if it was advantageous for them to advertise on our blog. Page Rank holds no value since the way it is figured makes no sense. I am excited about a new ranking system called RealRank. The following video talks about why RealRank will be the true rank and the only rank that holds value because it gives an advertiser the real rank of our blog. It tells how much traffic our blog receives and therefore, how much value our blog is for an advertiser.
Watch the video. These people have something important to say.
The lyrics, in case you want to sing along.
Verse 1
People use PR cause it’s high and haughty -
PR isn’t true and it’s down right naughty.
Hiding all that code like a rich man in the ‘hood;
Then changing it up, like you knew they would.
Verse 2
I brush it off though, cause it don’t mean much.
I get the same amount of visitors
And my writing’s untouched.
I blog about my dog [woof!] and my lunch that day.
I blog about my man [hey baby], and the bills I pay.
Chorus
Oh here come the rank spank…
Oh yeah! Here come the rank spank.
Like a tank in your bank -
Like a jailyard shank -
Stabbing you in the face,
But leaving with no trace.
Oh yeah! Here come the rank spank!
Ooh here come the rank spank…
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Verse 3
Used to think my girl Alexa had my back,
But she don’t care about me, and her ways are whack.
Alexa please don’t rate me by a 1 second glance -
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover- you need to give me a chance.
Bridge
Can’t trust in PR or Alexa, I guess.
So, I need a new HO so I can progress.
Don’t worry HO means ‘Honorable Organism,’
A tool that will help end this monopoli-ism.
Chorus
Oh yeah! Here come the rank spank.
Like a tank in your bank -
Like a jailyard shank -
Stabbing you in the face,
But leaving with no trace.
Oh yeah! Here come the rank… spank!
Ooh here come the rank spank…
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Verse 4
Somebody step up with some real muscle -
A rating system that doesn’t come with the hustle.
In my wildest dreams I could only see…
Ratings based on facts and reality.
Oh. Yeah. What? K.
Bye.
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Interesting video
That video was a riot. I loved how Ashley was looking all tough with his rap parts.
BTW you have it posted twice.
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The page rank and blog authority stuff can cause so much anxiety for us bloggers! I do hope a better system comes out. I try to not even look at my stats, I’m better off that way! Thanks for visiting my WW!
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One word - hilarious!
No one will ever understand Google’s algo and PR is on its way down…even Google doesn’t like it anymore but too many people would complain if they got rid of it completely. There are programs where you add code to your site and it makes the stats available to people with a password. That might be a good option for bloggers to show their stats to potential advertisers.
Class video!!!
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Can we talk about how awesome Veronique and Ashley are? I could have never done that! I’m putting that up on Getting My Blog On, thanks for the link
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LMFAO … thanks for posting video, that was classic!! Dugg for funny friggin’ video!
Thanks for the Digg. I love the video and have watched it over and over. That I know the two people in the video and have met them only makes it better.