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Great Gifts

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I loved everyone of the Christmas gifts I received this year. I say that with all honesty. I cannot wait to read my new books and try out my wireless mouse. I’ve already enjoyed my new mugs and coffee. I finally have some new decorations and candles so that my house will look a bit updated.

I ran across a post on Caffeine Overload that had a funny note about what some people really think of the gift they received.

1. “It is so beautiful!” = What will I do with this crap?!?
2. “You shouldn’t have?!” = I bet you shouldn’t have, what is this thing anyway?!
3. “This is so neat!” = Not!
4. “This is exactly what I wanted!” = I bought it a day ago, I hope I can return it!
5. “I so love the colors!” = Wow blue and pink socks… I will re-gift next year!
6. “The smell is so yummy!” = Smells like armpit!
7. “I can’t wait to play with it!” = It should only take a second to destroy!
8. “This is the perfect thing!” = For my cat to pee on!
9. “I hope it fits!” = This is not gonna fit!
10. “Wow honey, how did you ever guess?” = Just another reason to divorce you!

I hope none of the gifts I gave fell into any of those categories but if they did, oh well! Have a great new year everyone and thanks for visiting my blog.

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