HeBe GeBe’s

So I just got home from work after fighting with all of the scary, nasty creepy crawlies that like to fly and crawl in the hanger doors because of all of the magnificent lights. When I went to the kitchen for my bedtime snack what did I find??? A monsterous spider comin’ at me from behind the fridge. Its black body was the size of a nickel and its legs, well, I almost lept on to the counter. I decided the best thing to do would be to stomp on it quickly before it could escape. When I did about 50 teeny tiny spiders burst out of its writhing body, super scream inside of my head. I squished those buggers too, then smashed with the broom and swept the whole mess into the garage under roommies car! Now I know they’ve followed me upstairs and are going to give me nightmares, why couldn’t Merlin have eaten them before I got home?

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5 Responses to “HeBe GeBe’s”

  1. Karen Says:

    Oh my gosh! You were brave to stomp. I would have screamed out loud when those babies popped out. Yucko!

  2. Courtney Says:

    I have issues with one spider, had more spiders popped out of the one spider when I sent it to spider hell I would’ve freaked!

    Is that even normal spider behavior, I thought spider babies were in a white cottony egg…

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  4. Lynne Says:

    This house had so many spiders when we moved in, it was disgusting!

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  5. Venomous Kate Says:

    Oh my gawd. That’s the stuff of nightmares. If I dream about billions of baby spiders bursting out of their mother tonight I’m going to blame you!

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