Chatbug Karen

Oh listen, I have to go to the city and buy a new coffee maker! Every one counts on me to help them learn to cook. So many newly married couples use my cookbook to learn how to cook. Boston loves my french cooking and I cannot let them down. I would hate to lose my wallet although with the great services from life lock, I know my information is secure and my good name is protected. Identity theft protection is important for even the most famous. Or I should say it is even more important for the famous. Everyone thinks we have lots of money. Heaven only knows that I have so many things to replace in my kitchen. This is what I plan to buy even if Paul, my loving husband of 60 years says that what we have was good enough while we were in the military. I have donated just about everything I own to the Smithsonian and if I want to keep my reputation, it is time to get with it. I need to modernize my self and my kitchen.
Here is a list of what I need and for what I plan to spend my money:
1. microwave (we didn’t have those when I started out)
2. new tennis shoes with velcro straps
3. laptop to keep track of my recipes
4. cell phone to call the producers of my show
5. lasik surgery so I can throw away these pesky glasses

Can you guess who I am?